The galactic council decreed that their planet be left alone until they naturally find their way into space. So when he gets shoved into a cell with two students, the last thing he expects is for a Terran to be thrown in with them. I want to see fics where Aliens look at humans go 'They're so cute!' Its his version of a blank, disappointed stare. SBI are the best live smugglers in the galaxy, they don't ask question, they are quick, they take care of their merchandise, and most of all they love a challenge. A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Dr. Krill, Adam Vir, Sunny, and other crew members of the harbinger as they fight to. Time will tell if it has but I don't think I can stick around. Please mind the tags. the Galactic Empire are a bunch of pussys, Toby Smith | Tubbo & Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, yes motherfucker its one of my FAVORITE TROPES, theyre not really hybrids as much as aliens but yknow, Claustrophobic TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Good Friend TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), this is just ranboo getting gaslit for a week, Ranboo Has Panic Attacks (Video Blogging RPF), does it count as amputation if it just kinda gets ripped off, Presumed Dead TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Altea May Have Been Space Australia, But Humans are the Weird Ones, Allura & Coran & Hunk & Keith & Lance & Pidge | Katie Holt & Shiro, (in the context of what different parts of the country are liable to run drills for), (e.g. global search read online free books archive. Completed foundfamily humansareweird sciencefiction +14 more # 2 Humans are Confusing by MP_431 2.9K 70 5 Or: The four times Techno keeps his human heritage a secret and the one time he learns what it really means to be human. Seeing as humans are viewed as terrifying deathworlders by the rest of the galaxy, their collective friendship is a work in progress. Basically a team of Captain Americas on Steroids. Can they be won over as allies, or is their aggressive, territorial instinct stronger than intelligence and scientific curiosity? (I apologize for the link but I need to hammer home my point) Dandelion is not immune from it either. He was the only human here in the first place. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. He still can't quite let the words he wants out. Comments, suggestions, queries and complaints welcome. One passenger, a Decirite researcher named Janus, booked passage with cargo--and when said cargo is inadvertently opened, the ragtag crew must contend with the addition of a primitive, violent species rarely seen outside captivity. Vemik's tender side showed a -not formalized- possible way. But like, was that a burning man reference?? When a noise complaint comes in Sialith has to see another side to humans he didn't expect. The final arc. But in modern chapters if you try this, then you only end up reading MAYBE 10 pages at best, as so much of the chapter is devolved to repeating descriptions of how sexy and muscles all the main characters are. These don't necessarily take place in the same 'verse, but if you want to pretend they do, there shouldn't be much stopping you? Even the weirdest, possibly criminal, possibly innocent, aliens.). Might as well play along. I wish Hambone would just write a good story without unnecessarily fetishizing every chapter. The hard-to-kill ones? This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). Vemik raping Ferd is where I feel, damn, him too, gone as an interesting and likable character! Its truly a shame because hambone is such a fantastic writer. Im not a mascot, he says. It is outside of those fields, however, that humanity truly shines. And it's a great place! Blue and Yellow learn why humanity is the apex predator on Earth. K'tzuki stayed behind for some test and the rest of his squad was inspecting an asteroid field. I initially liked the character because he was a (relatively speaking) thin weedy nerd inventing his way out of problems, generally kind and affectionate, and didn't have any problems with taking on more "feminine" societal roles such as spending time caring for his young child. Look. Most of what sells that people want to commission is, you guessed it, porn, of all varieties. Peter learns that his home planet been very busy as of late and was thrust into new world of threats that may mean the end of all humankind. The "Graveyard Shift" was not one that anyone ever really wanted, but work is work, and work needs to be done. He has to think for a moment about the word he was looking for but it came to him. Humans and the D'Rek are at war.A reptilian race captures a D'rek and a Human and place them in the same cell together.Can they put aside their differences?Can they work together to survive? Either other kinds of superpowers beyond beefcake, or start building a functional human army that doesn't depend on maybe 12 guys who ate their veggies. This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). Yes, this! Did I give you the impression you had a choice? Janus smirks an awful smirk, scales flushing a smug purple-grey. Hes not budging on this. I'm pretty sure Righteous is like 9 feet tall at this point and 1500lbs. After finally reaching the area around Iceland, he finds a city that should never exist. Humans are space orcs Earth is a Death World Humans Are Deathworlders Earth is Space Australia Don't copy to another site After a crash Private Taufav and Bloodsworth have to survive a planet together with vastly different needs. etc. But of course now that hes living with them its hard to keep them oblivious. His long thin fingers reaching to the top of Tommy's temple. But he does know that he desperately wants to be somewhere other than his space-cell. You must have someone you want very dead.or someone who needs it., Ive beenstudying the makeup of it, he lies again. Jurassic Park 2 from the POV of the baby T-rex. Fifty is where I got burnt out, because it changed from a million fascinating different perspectives on the one of the most complicated and realistic takes on an HFY humanity's ascension to a spacefaring species to a few perspectives that seem to try and run you tired reading hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of words on the same war, with no variety or levity to break the monotony. ( no consistent upload Schedule prob slow updates) extra edit- on Hold did this with the mindset of YOLO LETs JUsT DO IT- XD, Just imagine being humanHating your confusionDenying 'til it's provenLaughing at illusionThinking institution's the solutionWhile tyranny and irony float in its pollution(No wind resistance! Humans are the equals in technological and logical intellect to Corti despite having physically smaller brains. The way back isn't going to be easy, but when has anything been easy for them. How much crazier would it be if humans had quirks? the walking dead vs the walking dead paring and. Please consider turning it on! What happened at Terra? Yes, I know thats repetitive. It has to be in their nature to write things off because theres so many species around, coming and going. And Warrant Officer Smith is more than willing to cooperate in this matter. This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). Humans were not always seen as strong they were sold in the black markets and had used them as slaves or pets until they started realizing why no one responded to there coms when they left and brought back there human onto the ship humans were finally treated more seriously. Like he was something dancing in the background having finally come to life. I've got a present for you guys. M'staeng didn't expect anything strange when Alphonse had asked him for pens and paper. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat. Like you said, he's a fantastic writer. Humans have quite the reputation. Anyway, before they go back, they need to teach a certain group why you dont mess with humans. They're not coming back. Work Search: Good thing he meets Roman, who's about the strangest alien Virgil's met so far. Mainly for their ability to be surprised or alarmed without going into shock and dying. I can't speak for all the gays but for me at least it's been a lot of eye-rolling and cringe. By Kinneret). They are still learning or figuring out whether its sentient or but they were ranked as a deathworlder species..Aliens tell horror stories of people who ignored the warnings and have a reputation for there blood shed and nothing else.. Or Tommyinit shows the world why they shouldnt fuck with humans and how they can be kind and loving at the same time. They took and took and took while they couldn't fight back, stuck in that cage. This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). With this literally professional porn writing experience, you aren't alone in noticing that that's what Deathworlders is for some reason. Hizashi finds a lost feelane child in the trading center's hub. I just thought that'd I'd take a minute to clarify even just a tiny bit more now that I'm not as sleep deprived as I was when I originally wrote this. Megatron has been mapping the ocean since he got there. And now with the introduction of Gilgamesh, King of Kings, and by the curating standards of Singularity, possibly the Himbo of Himbos, this story may have jumped its shark. Work Search: Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. books fanfic | FanFiction DeathWorlders: The Complete Universe Many think that once humanity meets life from the stars. | The Devil Is a Part-Timer! humans are weird fanfiction guardians of the galaxy. After a combined action against the Sclunter Marauders that left the people shaken, the galaxy has settled into a quiet peace. Secondarily because they had no bonded partners to distress if they died anyways. And their protester is a girl from the human world who forgets everything that happens when she switches realmsWait, what? Good thing he's already friends with one. gray s blade by elizabeth stevens paperback barnes amp noble. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. A new coalition government has formed - the Hegemony of Free Worlds. Why are you crying?" Hope you enjoy. Or how Earth is space Australia. Youre going to get yourself killed with this shit, only the tides themselves know how youve managed not to die yet quite frankly, youre beloved by the currents., Tommy is confused before remembering that phrase basically means youre lucky as fuck but you wont stay that lucky forever. Not to agree with glowy-gills, he ignores Phils indignant warbling to glare at Wilbur. When a noise complaint comes in Sialith has to see another side to humans he didn't expect. Chapter Text "Drain the pool! Simple right? >Cross-posted to Tumblr. Believe me, I'm gay with a persuasion for the Bear side of the community. Thank goodness he was wearing his space suit that day. Tommy sniffles and lets out a shaky breath. Title inspired by The Amazing Devil's 'The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace.'. The Urrons scholar, Logan is send to strengthen the ally between humans and the alien alliance SIMP, while also gather knowledge about, the sapient Deathworlders. At rhs question, Tommy looks up at Wilbur with a bit of surprise on his face. They're the closest thing he has to a family. *Updates on Thursdays**Occasionally on Mondays as well*. They are drifters, plural, they reaffirm. The dangerous ones? Hataraku Maou-Sama! about Vemik! It has a few good moments but they are further and further between. It's going fine until Wilbur finds an injured child. Menu A series of short bonus scenes taking place at various points during the timeline of the 'watch it burn and rust' series! Meanwhile, Roman finds an alien in his barn. They would die slowly, in full view of each other. Through a series of circumstances that he stubbornly refuses to acknowledge, Tommy Innit finds himself stowed away on a very peculiar spaceship, staffed by a crew that he would come to learn is not quite as human as he is. The descriptions, the world building, the character personalities and motivations are all fantastic. If I were to disregard my own rules at any convenient time, this ship would be governed by anarchy and disarray rather than reason., Oh, Im sorry? I couldn't get out of my head the Sanders Sides as characters in other fandoms. Please consider turning it on! Fucking Top Gun doesn't have this level of military themed homoerotic tension. There are quite of few of them on the sub, and if you haven't checked the Must Read and Previously Featured pages yet, I'd recommend doing so. Time to make these abduction alien BItChES regret there job after what hes been through! Somehow he gets adopted. Agreed. Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply, do not blame me if you like the metal more than the goo, Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types, Guardians of the Galaxy Team & Agents of Shield Team, Agents of SHIELD Team & Guardians of the Galaxy Team, Agents of SHIELD team & Guardians of the Galaxy Team & Avengers Team, He may have been your father but he sure as hell ain't your daddy, Mantis is Drax's adopted lesbian bug daughter, Humans dont think they themselves are gods but everyone calls them gods, Starts at the end of the Battle for New York, based on the "humans are space australians" posts on Tumblr, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, everyone gets to meet another human in space, really how does this shit get tagged on AO3, Allura & Coran & Hunk & Keith & Lance & Pidge | Katie Holt & Shiro, Matt Holt & Pidge | Katie Holt & Sam Holt. This tag belongs to the Additional Tags Category. My first post on AO3. Humans are space orcs Earth is a Death World Humans Are Deathworlders Earth is Space Australia Don't copy to another site After a crash Private Taufav and Bloodsworth have to survive a planet together with vastly different needs. But no, road closed. Or maybe even the adorably cute ones? I desperately want to see a macro/micro fanfiction of HEAT soldiers trying to fight actual giants, like building sized bioweapons that stomp through cities, because the story's refusal to jump into this logical conclusion is the only thing holding back from genuine fun insanity. Human Techno is abducted by aliens, and while stubbornly deciding to survive, to live, he bonds with the equivalent of an alien baby chicken thrown into his cell by their captors. A conversation between a human and his alien crew mate about his tags. I just genuinely wish we'd gotten there like 10+ chapters ago. But they don't know that their word is hanging in balance. Shouta is captured and sold at an auction. The second he stepped foot on their ship they acted as if he was always there. In a universe where humans are the most feared species, Tommy finds himself hiding out on a planet full of different alien species. | Nagi no Asukara | Nagi-Asu: A Lull in the Sea, | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga), | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders/Dr. The ones that will out-progress most other species because we take seemingly too big/stupid risks and it pays off? "No." I stopped reading when Powell got killed, but yeahthe muscle porn tended be just a bit overwhelming. When one of the alien researchers grabbed not one, but 8 deathworld chil Collection of Humans are Space Orcs Tumblr photos. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. (Title based on song by The Offspring)Usually weekly updates (having a hard time with school and motivation right now). The fact that humans use fire, one of the most dangerous, destructive forces in nature, and make more fires on purpose is disconcerting, and sounds downright insane knowing the number of their own homes they burn down because of it. find the agency that's in your phone carrot. Chapter 1 - Extreme OmnivoreChapter 2 - RegenerationChapter 3 - A matter of TasteChapter 4 - SunbathingChapter 5 - Pitch and ToneChapter 6 - Paper MoonChapter 7 - hiatus. Crying isn't anything any other space traveller can do. Language: English Words: 2,044 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 40 Kudos: 1536 Bookmarks: 140 Hits: 24458 Adapt and Survive by StarlightNecromancer Original Work Tommy makes new friends, secrets are revealed, and hey, maybe a family is what he's been looking for all along. When you think about it, dog tags are an interesting concept; we were able to erase people's features before they were made irrelevant by DNA analysis. I, Tashilover, gain no money from my fanfics. Can you get some water, or something? My It's a Small Universe tag from Tumblr. Dear Mom and DadThe good news is I turned on the portal! I felt very, very small., Niel Armstrong_____________________________. Im a freeloading good luck charm., Logan frowns, lip curling. Logan lets loose a questioning whistle, only to be utterly flabbergasted as two odd aliens break into the room. They jumped the shark when they had muscle dudes physically overpower a stellar containment forcefield specifically designed to trap them. Techno and Phil have real jobs but Im literally a good luck charm., He blinks, a horrible realization on the horizon. The corrupted wormhole spit Lance out at the edges of the ever expanding galaxy, with a corruption infection burning its way down his spine and Blue so damaged shes offline. Humans are space orcs Earth is a Death World Humans Are Deathworlders Alcohol Gender-Neutral Pronouns Gender-Neutral Character Vent Writing Late Night Writing Don't copy to another site The "Graveyard Shift" was not one that anyone ever really wanted, but work is work, and work needs to be done. Writing prompt from the community over on reddit r/writingprompts. Or space fae. Language: English Words: 2,044 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 1 40 Kudos: 1536 Bookmarks: 140 Hits: 24458 Or how everyone else is a beta male compared to "dominating masculinity" and even this could be ignored if it wasn't repeated twelve more times every chapter for every character as if big dudes being sexy was the primary draw of the series. As Hizashi browses through the selection of screws and replacement parts for his mechanical exoskeleton suit, his hearing aids pick up on the whispering that's growing behind. John Oliver did an interesting piece on it in 2015. https://youtu.be/zmeF2rzsZSU Reply fearthestorm Additional comment actions was there a chapter three? I can regularly skip several entire paragraphs and miss nothing. Almond Cookie takes the case, only to quickly discover things are significantly more complicated than they appear.When his daughter arrives in town with her own case to solve, they work together to solve the two cases, only for things to quickly go over their heads. When the deathworlder was dealt with, the Alpha would take the prey ship itself. And only lastly because they studied aliens. And what shape will the planet be in when they arrive? Technos the one who slowly blinks as a smile like a cat. (aka space au. My It's a Small Universe tag from Tumblr. A Deathworlder!. Team Guardians team up with Coulson's team to end Thanos Threat and make friends and enemies along the way. It's getting a bit bulky to link to individual posts so I'm moving it here.The story of how certain aliens react to meeting the Deathworlders. My fianc and I are flying to Singapore for three days, then Japan for 20ish days. Hard Knock Life will also be getting a release tonight. On the other side of the coin Lance knows theyll come looking, they need Blue. elizabeth stevens in. Even after the massive and bizzare plot shift from Chapter 83, I don't think I can do it anymore. It Goes On. With their poison-drinking, hysterical strength, obscene bone density, and ability to ignore pain, it's not hard to see why. students are about to learn that humans are not alone in this world. 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